Dogs and politicians are not allowed to read my blog!!!...... Ok dogs can...

What a terrible scene!!!

Why does it happens to innocent and unarmed people all the time? This is because nobody will cry if some corrupt politician loses his life in terrorist attack. They can never be in those attacks because they are not the chosen one - God's favorite. Yes me talking about the recent Mumbai terror attacks.

Recall from your memory when Patil said, "Bade bade deshon mein esi choti choti baten hoti rehti hai". Ya right Mr. Patil, you or any of your family member should have been in those attacks. I assure you we would definitely have offered flowers at your funeral and then would have thanked God for taking a shit out of this world. Mumbaikars have gone through a mess that we can never imagine.

These sleeping beauty politicians have always tried to divide India into different religions. Let me tell you that India is a land of diversity. we should be proud of all our religions and proud of the fact that its only in our country that we get to experience the variety of religions.
Tell me if I would have been of some other religion then would I have been any different person? no. absolutely not.

Talking about Achutanandan and his comments on Lt. Mr.Unikrishnan. In order to satisfy his ego he commented, "Agar wo Unikrishanan ka ghar naa hota to waha kutta bhi nai jata". Oh really, so does that mean you understand dog's feelings or you have now started thinking like a dog.
Oh God I should not have said that, what if any dog hears this. He(dog) would probably commit suicide as he is being compared to Achutanandan.

Its not only the politicians who should be blamed, its we who have made this mistake of choosing them as our representatives. but what to do, whom to vote and select one gunda(crook) over the other. Thats why I prefer to be a papu and dont vote at all. I would definitely have voted for an NSG commando if he stands for elections. They are our real heroes and will always be. They are the saviors and saved our life. whereas idiot donkeys(politicians) uttered whatever was coming to their mind and that too in a serious situation like terror attack on the city. people are mourning and crying for help. didnt these donkeys had better things to say to console them.

Oh, How can we forget to discuss about "our beloved" Raj thackeray!!! Someone go and inform him that not biharis but terrorist have entered His Mumbai. "Go thackeray go and beat them, save your mumbai where only maharathis can enter. How dare they even think about entering Mumbai, your city and destroyed property worth Rs.500 crore. they even killed your people (marathis) for whom you were fighting and had soft corner in your heart. Go and beat all the terrorist into pieces like you did with innocent people. oh ok so u forgot to take your bravery pills. that time when you were fighting for the rights of marathis, you were just showing off your ability of being a man because otherwise people had doubt on that."

So many people hate you (politicians) and cursing you for what you are. If you are still alive then one word of honor for you @#&%!!!*%

Its not the first time that terror attack have happened and lot of people have died. This recent mumbai attack has worked as an eye opener and crossed the limit of our patience. Before this we used to crib and abuse politicians behind closed doors. This time whole nation including media have come up and taken this opportunity to expose all of them once and for all. If this ignition of fighting for our rights remains intact then all of us would lead a happy and peaceful life. See only 3 days of truth said and discussed in open have created a panic situation among the politicians that they are running and hiding their ugly faces.
long live this anger and courage that have taught us to be united and speak the truth by exposing the corrupt ones.

Mukhtar Abbas Naqvi..............next blog on you for sure with lots of &*%$!!#@. dont feel bad ok.

making sense of senseless...Singh is King!!!

Yes folks u guessed it right..my next blog after a long time is on the most talked about movies "Singh is King". though it is too late to write anything abt this movie wen so much is already said and written abt it.bt i stil made an attempt. i saw this movie twice in cinema hall coz of its humor.
The movie became famous coz of its senseless comedy. to make such a senseless comedy, director has to be really sensible.being a punjabi AKSHAY KUMAR has performed his role briliantly. so much so that nw i am a die hard fan of him. u know some mast punjabis like him were there in my school too.i remember one of my classmate "Harmeet Singh". he was a real funny chap. No not because of his good sense of humor(he doesnt have that) but coz of his ultimate body language. in a serious mood while teacher is already there in the class however her head is turned towards the board. he would probably stand up, take his friends bag(who is shouting his lungs ut to return him his stuffs) and will sing a song "Chipkali ka dana hai...dinasaur diansaur dinasaur and takes a full circle of the class. now what does that mean???ek dum mast naa.
now i tell u a classic example of being mast and senseless.a scene from the movie itself.when lucky singh(original don) gets injured and our own happy singh(Akshay) brings him to the hospital. he got hurt coz of happy singh, now he is paralyzed and cant speak a word to explain his feelings. on this happy singh is wondering "main ise itna bacha ke laya to phir kese lag gai"(i tried saving him and his life then how come he got injured so badly). everyone in the hospital ward is wondering and making stories on their own on wat lucky singh would be thinking and saying. lucky singh is getting angry as none is able to understand him.ab uska khoon kholne lagta hai... and at last saline (drip, blood bottle) gets blast. though climax was a forced ending and director thought to end the movie in another 5 minutes.

Moral of the story: 1. dont take panga with sardars 2. a good for nothing sardar can stil makeany1 laugh, no they are not jokrs but GOD send them on earth to assure that no one is sad in their presence.give a gift called smile to everyone

This is my work place :)

Have you ever heard fun in workplace that too for the purpose of self analysing. I know... stop screaming... everyone would be shouting their lungs out "yes we did in our office" however it is not so usual. What we did is wrote the values that we need in our day to day life. Remember values of your life!!!it is not personal traits or your hobbies, interest etc. it is values, ur ethics, ur belifes, not necessarily u follow them all. GOT IT!!! NOOOO. even we took 1 hr to understand the term and when we did then there was no stopping us.

First let me introduce you to my team present there. there was Archana( Big Boss), Richa (sitting in 1st desk, sincere), Akanksha (sensible), Prateek (back bencher,funny bones) and then thats me. Alka was absent that day coz she was not wel :(

Let me tell you this team came out with such wierd responses which otherwise would have been title of old hindi movies or balaji's serials like abhimaan, khuddar... but all for good cause. Our big boss told us to talk to urself and get the answers. while we were doing it our funny guy prefered to talk to google, his old buddy. bt google cannot teach you how to talk to urself. right?

Now here we are with atleast 40 values listed on the board. thats cool. atleast we know ourself quite a bit. out of that 20 were shortlisted and here we are bidding for ur favourite value. all the 20 value had a price. while some were inexpensive, others were expensive. we all got 1000 bucks from our big boss (in the form of visiting cards... hey u thought actual money!!!) within that 1000 bucks we have to buy the value which is most important for us to have in order to survive in this world. now here i thought that its like we are bidding with god up in the heaven, "please give me politness in my next life".bt wen actual bidding started it looked like a sabzi bazaar where negotiation happens for tinda, ghia, tori etc.

Results: Here i am with 3 values: righteous, courageous and optimism. I bought righteous coz it was the most cheapest though it was not very essential for me. i got tempted for variety. rest of the values i wanted so i guess 2 out of 3 is not bad. bt i really wanted self esteem bt it was expensive and richa also bid for it so it became even more expensive (remember class 12th economics high demand have high price). after all this khichdi we all were ready with our set of values. the funny part was some of the values like loyalty and ethics didnt have much buyers. i think young generation no longer wants to be loyal or ethical everytime. some gochi pochi is allowed.

there was another funny parts sprinkled in the whole exercise. we managed to laugh as small jokes being cracked in between by all of us. our exercise was unique coz i feel so. so if u agree or not i really dont care bt i think not just the exercise bt the whole process was unique coz the jokes cracked in between that made us laugh were original. if great indian laughter challenge team would have been here then i am sure our great country would have got another series of jonny lever. india is full of talented people u see and most of them are in my office.,.
Morale: what u actually want in life, how far can u go to have it in ur life...
PS: I hate writing coz it requires patience and troubling ur brain and being lazy i hated it bt still...

How would I express myself?

Dear All,

This blog is for those who themselves do not know what they are. Some identified people living on earth and wondering about their existence. in short they are identified to others however unidentified to themselves.

I dont know me and therefore I created this blog.

duniya ke ajab tamashon ko dekh kar mein maun hu...pooch rahi is aaine se batlao mein kaun hu

kitni maujon se gujra hai mere hone ka mukaam, ki jaisi buland imaraton ke beech ek khaali sa makan