Thursday, September 8, 2011

BLAST THE BA*****S

"Blast the unwanted, selfish & relaxing government, Blasting us doesn't solve your problems. Authorities will not wake up from their trance not even for fulfilling your demands nor for our rescue", says Common Man to Terrorist Groups.


As news channels are saying, people dying of terror attacks is becoming only numbers because one after the other attacks are happening as usual & government is sleeping on piles of paper with information on number of people died & injured AS USUAL.


Our memories didn't even vanish of the last bomb blast held in the city that we saw on TV & now we are seeing again without much time gap. It is easy to vanish the memories, we will still forget but what about the ones who lost their son, daughter, husband, father in the attack because of the mistakes & evil deeds of others. I pity the government for their lame excuses of issues of Public concern & I even pity them more when they are short of words when any terror attack happens in the country.... Here are few instances ....


Government Says: We strongly condemn the attacks.
My Answer: Obviously. Even if you support them, you can't say it. Saying this doesn't heal us a bit
Government Says: It is a cowardly act.
My Answer: Really!!! I thought that for this the terrorist must get a bravery award. After all it was not easy to break all security barriers & taking a bomb inside high security area, hiding it in the bag.
Government Says: We will not succumb to terrorism.
My Answer: Is that so? So what are we doing right now. We as a layman has lost all hopes to become a terror free country and we have heard it several times.
Government Says: This was a planned attack.
My Answer: News for me. I thought that the bomb which terrorist were carrying, got dropped accidentally from their bag & got blasted. They bought it to play among themselves sitting in Delhi High Court's garden. We heard that it was planned & you informed the same to the affected government, so that means YOUR JOB IS DONE. Now go & sit in your AC office & have tea+snacks from our hard earn money
Government Says: We'd warned the (affected) state government of possible terror attacks.
My Answer: Thanks for your consideration. I am also warning you guys that this is not the last terror attack. Someone somewhere are plotting for another attack, may be of high intensity than this. Can you take action hurriedly & save our nation from another attack?
Government Says: The government pledges X lakhs of rupees for bereaved families.
My Answer: Please allow me to kill your kid & I pledge to give X lakhs of rupees to your family.
Government Says: There are no leads yet.
My Answer: As expected. It will remain like this. DOnt stress too much. We must hire those intelligent terrorist in your place. They seem better at their work than you. So why we are spending money on you. Till when will you guys have free lunches on common man's expense?
Government Says: We can't fight terror alone.
My Answer: Ok, no problem. Take your wife, kids, neighbours & friends along.
Government Says: The perpetrators will be brought to book.
My Answer: We have already read several such books. You can maintain your books till the time you want & keep living your life the rosy way you are living right now. Have fun & Party when perpetrators are brought to books. All the best for great life.

Take their interviews as much as you can, they are expert & have their scripts ready for almost every situation, for inflation, for unemployability, for poverty, for 26/11 type of attacks, even for corruption by their own officials. They can be seen everywhere at every channel & newspaper (PR opportunity for them) & can be seen uttering anything coming to their mouth, every other politician saying almost the same things. We don't want to see dogs barking but tiger attacking. Can you change yourself for us?